William was born, so the legend goes. However, the onlypeople he's ever met who affirm this are his parents. Whilewhile they may not be the most credible of sources, he'staken their word for it as he has nothing else to go on. He's managed to survive this long only because of whatpeople commonly refer to as "luck." Somehow, he managedto acquire a BFA in Film Production from an institutionhe feels neither needs nor deserves the advertisement,and thus shall not be mentioned here. After his short time alive, he found himself to be confusedby life in a general kind of way. Why is birth considered amiracle? Why is it so easy to laugh at others but notyourself? Aren't we all the clowns of our own stories? Andwhy do bios have to be written in third person as thoughsomeone else were writing about you? All of these things,he decided, are ripe for ridicule. If he's gotta diesometime, he might as well die laughing... Or beinglaughed at. And if you really want to laugh at him for something,check out this YTMND he made once.